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Holy ghosting

When you meet someone at church and decide you no longer want to be friends, so you stop showing up at church.
I'm holy ghosting her because she was crazy. Hail satan!
by Savannahghost November 7, 2018
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Holy-grapevine

The holy-grapevine is when you take your worst girlfriend to your nicest vineyard, you open a nice bottle of sparkling wine, get her clothes off and start butt-f*cking doggy style. When you’re about to cum, you yell out “holy-grapevine” and hit her in the back of the head with a grapevine.
I holy-grapevined my gal last weekend and my shoulder is still thrown out from those big, head-pruned vines.
by MendoVineGuy February 18, 2025
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Holy Blindfold

The "Holy Blindfold" is a gay male sex act where one partner, blindfolded, is forced to ingest a mixture of urine, semen, and feces from multiple anonymous partners while being anally penetrated by a stranger. This act combines the ultimate humiliation of sensory deprivation with the degradation of consuming a vile cocktail of bodily fluids and waste, heightening the perverse and vile nature of the experience.
In the filthy back room, Chris was subjected to the Holy Blindfold, his blindfolded state intensifying the horror as he was forced to swallow the disgusting concoction
by Mister_Meaatspin September 10, 2025
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Holy Honkers

A common expression to value a person's breasts. "Wow", or holy smokes plus boob.
Holy Honkers that rizz is insane.
by ferardrayhot April 18, 2023
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Holy Birb

Holy Birb, also known as Birb, is a blue bird created by Holy Mushroom. It is one of the gods in The religion of Holy Mushroom.
by theflying_egg May 26, 2021
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HOLY RETARD

a term used by people who sometimes ride the short bus.
by HOLY RETARD August 19, 2019
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Holy guacamole

Could be good or bad is in a state of shock or suprise
Holy guacamole, you did this for me!
by Lovely cat December 19, 2020
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