Sugary Dude

men (if you can call them that) with sparkly beards and/or skinny jeans, who need to use an "Easy Opener" to open a jar of pickles.

also dudes with a little sugar in their tank and may or may not wear makeup on any given day of the week.

Honey, can you come and open this jar of mayonnaise?... Wife: "Yes, dear I'll be there in a moment." *mumbles to herself - why did I marry a sugary dude?

Also, men who have never camped or fired a gun or started a fire without the help of an ignitor, or dug a hole in the ground to use as a toilet.

Man 1: Hey Johnny, can you go ahead and open the mustard for the brats, they're almost done?

Man 2: I'm tryin' do you have an Easy Opener, my wrists are weak...

Man 1: ... sugary dude.

by baconforpresident September 8, 2018

dude

The filler word for when you don't know a name you were told 30 sec ago.

guy 1: Hi my name is ryan
guy 2: Nice to meet you my name is ronald

-----1 min later-----
guy 1: Wanna go get some food?
guy 2 : sure dude

by LilCryBabyBitch October 18, 2019

Splenda Dude

A guy who puts on a fake "nice guy" façade; sweet on the outside, but Satan on the inside.

"Ugh! He just dumped me just like that! And he was nice to me and everything! What a Splenda Dude!"

by Aros22 April 27, 2016

micah bald dude

he is bald is a so called blood has lots of hair came. He is very ugly and gets lots of nudes. he’s very athletic he plays soccer and is good at it

That’s a Micah bald dude

by ayoharoldcuz November 25, 2018

dude stamps

"Dude Stamps" is a play on the term "Food Stamps". It represents women who go on single dates for free drinks, dinner and the leftovers the day after etc... The ability to sustain a lifestyle with random males footing the bill of numerous things to gain the female in questions favor. The best analogy would be "boyfriend welfare".

I totally used dude stamps to get my oil changed for free today.

by scary2004 January 26, 2016

dude pls no

When someone doesn't want something to happen.
Usually used in a bad way when someone is going to kill you in a game.

"DUDE PLS NO"

dude pls no rip

Me: Hi i'mma kill u now
Dude: dude pls no

by Doge1298 May 8, 2019

dude

An infected hair on an elephants butt.

While visiting the local zoo, the proctologist examined the dude pro bono.

by DaHunck April 5, 2015