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Noah

wendy: I got a new dog!
Cormac: Noah
by the.earth.is.a.donut March 16, 2020
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Noah:)

The most perfect and beautiful boy in the world, the boy that makes me smile daily, and the boy that I love very much, he’s typically quiet, but when he’s around me he’s the most amazing person in the world, he’s the most loveable person in the world
Noah:) is the most loveable person in the world
by afbard July 22, 2023
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XL noah

a person called noah that is over two ton
by Bryson Mcalpine September 16, 2025
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Noah Yoshimoto

The one and only Hawaii-only failure of a celebrity. He's extremely well known for his trashy slurs such as "Fuck you, you skrub," or "God fucking damn it, I'm gonna go kms after this show. See you guys later." He's the edgelord of the fallen celebrities. He was very experimental, and tried to combine country, Hawaiian, rap, and death metal together in his music. He had a very squeaky voice that sounds like he hasn't gone through puberty yet, but the instrumentals were pretty cool.

His first album, "Asia Boi" featuring the song "Kim Jong Un Our Savior". It didn't do so well, and it received plenty of criticism from local newspapers such as The Weekly Islands. The writer, Lauren Miyazaki, questioned Yoshimoto's thought process when he was writing the lyrics. She stated in her article, "I know that there are many young and talented individuals out there how can sing and dance, but has this dumbass ever listened to his own voice?"

Yoshimoto's career was short lived, and lasted only for a year. After that, he became homeless and is now begging for change so that he can smoke marijuana. His fans were suspecting that Yoshimoto was a spy from North Korea, so he announced his retirement on April 13, 2016.

TL;DR Noah Yoshimoto was a failure of a musician.
Noah Yoshimoto was the the edgiest of edgelords.
by BoyIDontLikeYou November 26, 2016
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Noah

Noah is a great friend who has a big and warm heart. He called God's Brother, no, but he feels that way. He believes in God and he always stands up for people and help them. He never wants anything bad to others. He always takes it easy when really an ordinary man
would become angry.
-Hi
-Hello
-You are kind as a Noah
-Thanks, I knew it🙏
by Din mamma på pizza December 12, 2016
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Noah

A guy who seems cool and acts like he attracts a lot of women but in reality he gets absolutely no female interaction.
“Where are all the females at? Thought this was a party.”
None of them showed up because Noah is here.”
by i_am_inevitable June 14, 2022
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The Noah Lopez Effect

The Noah Lopez effect is when Noah Lopez gets in the vicinity, all attention is redirected to him, he hypnotizes people.
by Ngf21334 February 7, 2024
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