be the toilet

Wise words once uttered during a meeting. Snappy slogan that helps engineers think about what quality means. Yardstick by which we can measure all other engineering, the toilet is truly a marvel therefore we should be like it.
Hey man you see this shit you built? It makes me think too much about the design decisions you made and forces me to compensate for them on a regular basis. Gawd man be the toilet ok?
by mcsomeone April 08, 2021
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toilet ananas nasdas

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bro 1: toilet ananas nasdas
bro 2: what the fuck is wrong with you
by lochjago July 09, 2024
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Padded Toilet Seat

A very hairy ass.
Dude has so much butt furr,he carries around his own padded toilet seat!
by KronKyrios September 08, 2011
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toilet pt2

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Toilet Stench Ambush

When one internationally fails to give fair warning to others that they have decimated the toilet with horrible oder. Resulting in persons walking in only to retreat in disgust.
My boyfriend thinks its funny to commit a Toilet Stench Ambush. He smells up the bathroom, trapping the oder by not using the exhaust fan. Allowing me to be ambushed by the stench forcing me to run away gaging. The ultimate act of stink and betrayal.
by greek god of trains August 16, 2012
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Albanian Toilet

When you shove someone you really dislike onto the floor, then proceed to excrete feces into their mouth and urinate up their nasal cavity.
Hey bro I ran into my highschool bully the other day so I gave him the Albanian Toilet.
by Jaxxkxx June 10, 2020
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Toilet Spores

The germs and fecal particulates that emanates out of the toilet during a flush.
Always lower the seat when flushing the toilet to prevent the spread of toilet spores.
by ESDI-80 August 15, 2024
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