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Destination Fucked

A drunken woman who attempts to skateboard off the roof of a shack, whilst a young boy gives her the finger before the cameraman switches angles to a pig.
I reckoned we'd both be put in Ozzyman's Destination Fucked Compilation Volume 7 if we got drunk and tried to skateboard.
by White Ranga November 30, 2018
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Freshness With a Fuck

A fake, phoney-bologna jingle sung to the tune of the Glade Spin-Fresh air deodouriser jingle.
The phrase, "plug it up" is how one would say, "plug it in" in the UK.
♫Freshness with a fuck,♫
Plug it up plug it up!♫

The phrase, "plug it up" is how one says, "plug it in" in the UK.
by Telephony July 13, 2017
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Fuck Scan

Upon entering a bar/club/party/office... checking the room for a likely candidate. Or upon entering said bar/club/party/office.. feeling Fuck Scan eyes fall upon you...
" We were fuck scanned by every man in the room as we walked across to the bar"
" Lets fuck scan Will's party, before deciding if we'll stay"
by Futures& Loyalty December 11, 2010
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the what fuck

Meaning what the fuck (or wtf), except expressing more confusion than usual.
Person 1: "Remember that one thing we did that one time with that one dude?"
Person 2: "The what fuck...?"
by Mezalyth September 28, 2008
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fucking with cobras

used to describe a person who is crazy to the point of putting themselves in obvious harm's way for no reason. See also playing with sharks
Sean and three other guys got drunk and decided to take those class IV rapids on inner tubes. In my opinion, they're all fucking with cobras.
by Michael T. Biffins October 24, 2006
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roast fucking

The act of two individuals that tied another individual like a board about to be roasted. Instead of using a pole to mount the individual atop the fire. One of the individuals sticks his dick in the tied individual mouth and the other in his ass. The tied indiviual is then put over a fire and rotated while being fucked
Person 1: yo, lets start roast fucking that beta cuck
Person 2: thats a good idea, imma make a fire
Beta cuck: not again
by Andrx April 5, 2017
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Fuck Factor

A magical number that when added to, subtracted from, or mutiplied or divided by any amount always increases the amount that a person is required to pay for a product or service.
I called the water company today to figure out why my bill had gone up. The rep told me to take my normal usage and multiply it by the fuck factor to determine my new rate.
by wyldwillie September 4, 2013
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