jhonathan's mother

jhonathan's mother is having a baby. And dating with yod.

jhonathan's mother is having a baby!! She is giving birth!! She is giving birthh!!
:O
(+_+)

by Imeka April 16, 2018

Mother from another brother.

Your friend's mum.

Mother from another brother.

by NeoLoki2018 April 24, 2024

shit mother dick

Shit mother dick is a phrase that is often used by 5th graders who think they know how to swear.

Example:

Teenager: Crap, I dropped my backpack

Kid: We're allowed to swear here?

Teenager: No you can't swear here you're like 8

Kid: Shut the fuck up I'm 11 you little shit mother dick

by HELL_NO September 16, 2016

Mother

A bossy woman that's strict. Your not allowed to do anything without her permission. No parties. Only allowed to wear approved clothes. She's always leaving to go somewhere. And she leaves you home alone.

God mother. I wanna do something on my own. I'm 17!

by DracoDrago October 3, 2021

Manny's Mother

A hoe.

She is like the little electric scooters at Walmart...
Anyone can ride

You see that stripper she's Manny's mother. Her second employer is a pimp.

by Pandafacedkoala November 9, 2016

lets get mother fucking baked

L G M F B

Tommy C. - Yo Dawg, what time is it fool ?

Cheech M. - It's 15 past 4 - Man.

Tommy C. - NO WAY ! L G M F B ! (Lets Get Mother Fucking Baked)

by @AllUnbelievableShits January 11, 2025

Mother-May-I-Super-Sunday-Sandwich-Eternus-Dibs

How you claim something eternally using dibs. If you say or write it wrong, someone can get the chance to eternally claim it before you correct yourself. Nothing beats this, and whatever you eternally claim is your's. Unless your friend is a sore loser.

"Hey, I want that!"
"Mother-May-I-Super-Sunday-Sandwich-Eternus-Dibs!"
"Damn it."

by Loafofstalebread June 29, 2024