by DuckMaster15 December 24, 2024
Get the Duck Mastermug. Master Eon is the main protagonist of Skylanders. Acting as assistance to the player in the form of a floating head giving the player tips. The reason he appears as a floating head is because Kaos (the main antagonist) absolutely obliterated The Core Of Light (the lore reason as to why Skylanders exists).
P1: Yo dude look its Master Eon
P2: Zamn bro has a fine beard
Master Eon: SKYLANDERS OF THE FIRE ELEMENT ARE STRONGER IN THIS ZONE
P1: I'm switching to a fire Skylander then
P2: Master Eon should just stfu
P2: Zamn bro has a fine beard
Master Eon: SKYLANDERS OF THE FIRE ELEMENT ARE STRONGER IN THIS ZONE
P1: I'm switching to a fire Skylander then
P2: Master Eon should just stfu
by HerobrineVjwj June 8, 2023
Get the Master Eonmug. The gayest group of men you’ve ever met. Until the clothes come off. Then suddenly everyone goes back to being hetero. Very strange
by Griz1692 April 6, 2023
Get the muffler mastersmug. by bidin master Q a nging nhaso April 29, 2022
Get the bidin master Q a nging nhasomug. Also known as Copy-Paste Master. A developer who’s never written original code in their life but somehow always has a full project open in Visual Studio. Their superpower? Highlight → Ctrl+C → Ctrl+V → Run → Pray. fuckvanguard is the final boss of this lifestyle.
Origin:
Spawned the moment someone dragged a Stack Overflow snippet into Visual Studio and said, “Yeah, that’ll compile.”
Key Signs You’re Dealing with a CP Master:
Opens Visual Studio before even thinking of a solution.
Doesn’t write functions—just Googles them until they find one that “looks about right.”
Gets errors but scrolls right past them like they’re side quests.
Intellisense is doing 99% of the work.
Still doesn’t know what a null reference is.
Ranks in the CP Master Hierarchy:
Level 1: Snippet Squire
Level 5: IntelliSense Illusionist
Level 9: Runtime Prophet
Final Form: Visual Studio Voodoo Lord
Fun Fact:
fuckvanguard once pasted 400 lines of C# code, hit Build, and it worked. Nobody’s heard the end of it since.
Origin:
Spawned the moment someone dragged a Stack Overflow snippet into Visual Studio and said, “Yeah, that’ll compile.”
Key Signs You’re Dealing with a CP Master:
Opens Visual Studio before even thinking of a solution.
Doesn’t write functions—just Googles them until they find one that “looks about right.”
Gets errors but scrolls right past them like they’re side quests.
Intellisense is doing 99% of the work.
Still doesn’t know what a null reference is.
Ranks in the CP Master Hierarchy:
Level 1: Snippet Squire
Level 5: IntelliSense Illusionist
Level 9: Runtime Prophet
Final Form: Visual Studio Voodoo Lord
Fun Fact:
fuckvanguard once pasted 400 lines of C# code, hit Build, and it worked. Nobody’s heard the end of it since.
“Bro just built a whole app in Visual Studio and doesn’t know what half the files do. Absolute CP Master.”
by Chris Paul Master June 21, 2025
Get the Cp Mastermug. by prodwc November 1, 2022
Get the Tree Mastersmug. Person 1: Hey bro, what you been doing lately?
Person 2: My girlfriend dumped me, so I started master baiting. Life is so much better this way.
Person 2: My girlfriend dumped me, so I started master baiting. Life is so much better this way.
by roseluvies December 25, 2023
Get the Master Baitingmug.