Dry Wilson

A soccer player who can only score if he pregames by dry beating the skin off of his erect penis.

My friend was pulling a "Dry Wilson" before state

by TacoQueef69 January 13, 2026

Dry Nelson

When you put your home boy in a Full Nelson and you use your dry callus feet to give him a footjob untill he begs for mercy.

Alex was kinda pissing me off so I gave him a "Dry Nelson".

by TacoQueef69 January 14, 2026