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Dry Wilson

A soccer player who can only score if he pregames by dry beating the skin off of his erect penis.
My friend was pulling a "Dry Wilson" before state
by TacoQueef69 January 13, 2026
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Dry Nelson

When you put your home boy in a Full Nelson and you use your dry callus feet to give him a footjob untill he begs for mercy.
Alex was kinda pissing me off so I gave him a "Dry Nelson".
by TacoQueef69 January 14, 2026
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