The act of a women checking your dick for its size. If under 6 inches you have failed the check. If your gay and your under 6 inches then you're obviously the catcher in the relationship.
Dude, she performed The Dick Check on me last and past with flying colors...then again she was asian and tight.
by Stukdwnbassist July 3, 2011
Get the The Dick Checkmug. by ollyjones December 4, 2020
Get the Izeydoodle checkmug. 
Da "pre-fun" inspection between da legs of a lust-crazed stud dat a teenage girl's parent performs to see if said eager male lover is wearing a condom.
Unless you're gonna stay and actually monitor da vigorous bouncy-bouncy between your "little pumpkin" and her main squeeze, doing a "rubber check" beforehand would be about as "worthless" as a latex-sheet financial instrument, since da warm-and-moist-love-tunnel-craving guy could just "hop off da Trojan horse's saddle" --- i.e., slip his love-pipe out of its "raincoat" --- just as soon as yer back is turned.
by QuacksO August 9, 2023
Get the rubber checkmug. by Shrek the Justin January 4, 2024
Get the OK, we removed that definition. Check back on the site tomorrow!mug. Him: Hey Mental check? How you feeling mentally?
Her: I'm doing okay today...Just a little overwhelmed with some stuff.
Him: Talk to me let it out.
Her: Explains..
Him: Listens.
Her: I'm doing okay today...Just a little overwhelmed with some stuff.
Him: Talk to me let it out.
Her: Explains..
Him: Listens.
by DrayBaby January 29, 2023
Get the Mental Checkmug.