Golden Biscuit

A golden biscuit is something that is perfect just like a golden biscuit.

My girlfriend is such a golden biscuit I don't know why she fell for me.

by ima_tell_the_world May 26, 2023

Shit n' biscuits

A term shouted out when a bad or undesired turn of events takes place or something doesn't turn out the way you want it.

Example #1
(man's arm is partially blown off in an explosion)
Man: Shit n' biscuits!

Example #2
Guy #1: Dude, I just saw your dog get hit by a car
Guy #2: What? Fluffy?!?!?
Guy #1: Yeah, I'm really sorry man...
Guy #2: Aw... Shit n' Biscuits!

by Droteratti August 25, 2011

lame biscuit

A fat white person(biscuit) who sits around all day and don't do anything (lame) lamebiscuit

You should get a job and loose some weight like most other white people instead of being a lame biscuit all your life

by Rebro1236 May 15, 2016

Soggy Biscuit fc

Shit overrated team

Ant:who are soggy biscuit fc
Callum: a shit overrated team

by Nanniesfc July 24, 2021

Biscuiting

When a female is in a bad mood. When she is inconsolable or otherwise annoyed.

'She ran out of tampons... she's biscuiting'

by Sir Ham of the Wallet July 11, 2023

biscuit butterer

someone who pisses you off frequently and wont leave you alone

they normally bring their friends around you too

"god hunter is such a biscuit butterer, he wont stop kicking me!

by Catzey June 9, 2023

monkey cheese biscuit

meaning a cheese biscuit but made from monkey cheese ear food being scrated and fried with love

"hey, can i have monkey cheese biscuit" , "sure but you have to tell me Obamas last name first!"

by bollocks hunter November 21, 2021