Hughgeffen Boner 

A way to make someone say Huge effin boner without realizing it till its too late.

"Telegram! Telegram for Hughgeffen Boner!"

"haha dude just said huge boner"

Hughgeffen Boner by Rob aka The Juice October 28, 2008

Arm boner 

What you get when you someone slightly touches your arm. Your arm then proceeds to tense up and flings straight up in the air.

Alaura slightly touched my arm, and I got an arm boner! I broke his nose!

Arm boner by Mmmmmpoopymichelle May 21, 2011

Rug Boner 

When your rug bunches up and makes humps that have to pushed down.

Dan: Hey man, where's that cool rug you got last week?
Blake: I don't wanna talk about it.
Dan: What happened.
Blake: It kept getting rug boners, so I had to return it.
Dan: Im sorry for your loss man. That's deep...

Rug Boner by THE ASS BREAKAAAHH August 14, 2011

Flash-Boner 

A boner that arises immediately from the presence of a really hot chick or some female body parts on serious display.

"Jessica walked in wearing a thong and a push-up bra and immediately I had a flash-boner."

Flash-Boner by Dan_07 October 26, 2011

Unrequited boner 

A boner that has no chance of being relieved.

She gave him an unrequited boner, then left the party.

Unrequited boner by CGTG February 24, 2012

intellectual boner

1. when you suddenly get a boner while thinking hard about something
2. when you get a boner when a smart and/or good-looking girl answers a question in class.

1. One year, when I was filing my taxes, I got an intellectual boner.
2. She always answers questions in class and I get an intellectual boner.

intellectual boner by Awesomeness19 October 2, 2012

Memory boner 

The sudden rush of memories pertaining to ones original thought that was previously lost which brings joy and euphoria

Colton: oh man what were talking about, I'm slow and can't remember

G: not sure friend

Colton: Now I know! Memory Boner! It was my chickens and peacocks

Memory boner by The fuz August 23, 2012