When you fold toilet paper into a cigar shape and place it between your butt cheeks to stop smearing, leakage and or skid marks.
Mom/other: why is there toilet paper in the shower?
Daughter/son/other: oh I must of forgot to take my ass cigar out beforehand
Daughter/son/other: oh I must of forgot to take my ass cigar out beforehand
by Don't use your real name ... April 12, 2022
Noun. An ass pussy is an interstate driver who follows closely at a high speed. When you change lanes to get out of their way, they never go past you. An ass pussy wants to go fast but is too scared to be the speed leader. Very annoying.
by Ikkinay Elaneyday September 04, 2022
That flap of fat on a fat girls ass cheeks that when in a pair of pants,shorts or other clothing items looks like she has a pussy on her ass!!
by Stormygyrl March 29, 2017
More often than not, as far as train wrecks go, the ass end of a train wreck is arguably the most desirable position one might occupy whilst finding they are in the midst of a train wreck in process. The exception to this principle, of course, would be in the event that a train got ass wrecked. Even so, the ass-end of the offending party would most certainly fare significantly better than that of the violated party.
Boy: "Hey, Girl, did you have a rough night last night? You look like you just crawled out of the Ass End of a Train Wreck."
Girl: "Maybe so, but if you think I LOOK bad, I FEEL like that Train must have gotten Ass-Wrecked."
Girl: "Maybe so, but if you think I LOOK bad, I FEEL like that Train must have gotten Ass-Wrecked."
by Buzzyfuzzsaw March 14, 2014
That’s some shitty-ass-shit.
That’s some shitty-ass-shit
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