by Ebil B February 23, 2018
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by nicegameskid November 07, 2019
A rare person who consistently has bad shit happen to him. Even if the world looks good for the moment he knows that a big stinky shit is coming down at him...like a horse’s ass or a Mayzer
by TiberiusC October 08, 2020
When you fold toilet paper into a cigar shape and place it between your butt cheeks to stop smearing, leakage and or skid marks.
Mom/other: why is there toilet paper in the shower?
Daughter/son/other: oh I must of forgot to take my ass cigar out beforehand
Daughter/son/other: oh I must of forgot to take my ass cigar out beforehand
by Don't use your real name ... April 12, 2022
Noun. An ass pussy is an interstate driver who follows closely at a high speed. When you change lanes to get out of their way, they never go past you. An ass pussy wants to go fast but is too scared to be the speed leader. Very annoying.
by Ikkinay Elaneyday September 04, 2022