kill day

Its where you take a Firearms / weapon to a school and kill kids and teachers and its on NOV 14

BRO TODAY IS KILL DAY WE CAN NOT GO TO SCHOOL!

by skeleton_NOT_corpse November 13, 2023

Day has a Dig bick

is to have and gigantic bick when your name is Dayenera

Day has a Dig bick in her pants

by Real boy1999 March 7, 2019

Fuck a sub ass bratty little shit day

On July 24th it is customary to bed a sub ass bratty little shit. This means dicking down a submissive and intentionally annoying individual who uses teasing to irritate you but is not dominant to any degree.

Individual:*reading calendar* "it's july 24th, must be fuck a sub ass bratty little shit day!"
Sub Ass Bratty Little Shit: "isn't that every day~?"
Individual: "Fuck you"

by kirbonthecob1 July 19, 2024

National Date Your Friend Day

National Date Your Friend Day is on May 1st. It’s a day where you date your friend for a day. If it works out, you can continue this “fake” dating until the next May 1st.

Person A: It’s National Date Your Friend Day! Wanna go out with me?

Person B: No. You fucking suck.

by urparentfuckerfacts May 1, 2022

Valentine's day man

A man who drinks a lot and uploads videos to the internet singing a song about Valentine's Day, is very dangerous, it is recommended to run. His name is usually Martin.

First person: OMG is the Valentine's day man, every body run
Ho No! He got me, HELP!!!! Ahhhhhhhh!!!

by ThePopTrox February 17, 2017

National tackle vyom day

go to your friend vyom and absolutely deck him

Hey! lets tackle our friend vyom! happy national tackle vyom day

by soaphia2002 February 9, 2025

National Newport Day

17th May. A day where people of all culture and historic backgrounds who live or are from Newport, come together and celebrate at a parade.

"Oh will you be at the Tredegar parade on the 17th of May?"
"Its National Newport Day"

by BigBillyTheTalkGuy November 12, 2025