ass dog

a hot dog sandwiched in between someone's butt cheeks which someone else eats as they eat the person's ass out
Guy 1: Bro I ate an ass dog out of her last night
Guy 2: Nice
by assdog69 October 31, 2019
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An egg looking ugly ass

An egg looking ugly ass is a person that has no hair line. The person normally is in his/her 40s and that fucks your mom.
Person 1: My principal is an egg looking ugly ass.

Person 2: Did you hear, he fucked your mom.
Person 1: Ohh well, She has HIV.
by Madkso June 23, 2018
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ass in my guacamole

fuck off and get down, swallow my dick and let it impale your stomach lining
fuck and put ass in my guacamole you titty fucker
by Dan Bain March 26, 2018
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A phrase that ought to be on this site so as to preserve it in perpetuity as a culturally and aesthetically significant remark.

As expected, the phrase announces that the speaker intends to both kick bubblegum and chew ass, only to express regret that he is all out of ass to chew. Cue furious bubblegum kicking.
You think you’re the shit, huh, pal? You think you got what it takes? Well let me tell you this: I’m here to kick bubblegum and chew ass…and I’m all outta ass.
by Alex-2598 April 22, 2023
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ass fart friday

friday; ass fart friday that is
Happy ass fart friday my sexy mamas
by hamgirl5678 November 04, 2020
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Ass mask

The act of shoving a hose in a 420 friendly friend's ass and blowing smoke up their ass then removing the hose and shotgunning it into your mouth
Me and my buddy were giving other ass mask hits and we were so lit
by M.F.Hardy August 02, 2017
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ass rain

When someone pisses in your ass and you let it drip out
Man, jerry and i just got done fucking and he and I had the best ass rain party!
by Original ass rain babyyyy January 07, 2018
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