used tampon

a man of ill-repute

"Women regularly use him for sex. It's as if they're passing around a used tampon. I can't understand it."

by Vita Smart July 17, 2022

used tampon

ew

"I'm a literal used tampon!"

by Vita Smart July 17, 2022

used tampon

any, all, and every dangerous, used penises that was previously inserted into anyone else

"Girl! I had no idea he was a used tampon. We met last night but I wouldn't have thought that he ever did that before!"

by Vita Smart July 17, 2022

used tampon

the defiled penis, any defiled penis, every defiled penis

"Help! My penis has been turned into a used tampon! I should've stuck with one woman for my whole life"

by Vita Smart July 17, 2022

used tampon

the penis of a cheating husband

"I just cheated on my wife. I'm a used tampon!"

by Vita Smart July 17, 2022

used tampon

a penis that has been defiled by, inserted into, the orifices of more than one person, without remorse

"I'm poor! I'm a used tampon! What shall I do to fix my poor situation?"

by Vita Smart July 17, 2022

Ur mans uses comic sans

One of the tiers of comebacks used in an intense battle where you or the other person exclaimed ur mom gay to the other. Is said to only be used by masters. Implies a person's man uses the comic sans font.

Carl: ur mom gay
Jeffrey: ur dad lesbian
Carl: ur granny a granny
Jeffrey: don't make me Carl

Carl: u won do it.

Jeffrey: ur mans uses comic sans
*carl starts to melt and erupt into flames*

by I have anudeispedia May 03, 2018