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Texas Road Chili

To get butt fucked while driving and for them to shit on your dick and then stir it around with you dick and leave your dick inside of her to make it hot and moist.
Hey billy? Did you "Texas Road Chili " my daughter last night?
Yea she was only 4!
Aw hell yea you should have invited me to the party!
by Creditreport.com June 5, 2018
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Like sticking one way signs on both ends of the road

Completely fuckin pointless
"Why did you hoover the floor and then sweep it? "

"That's like sticking one way signs on both ends of the road"
by T4Y March 16, 2021
mugGet the Like sticking one way signs on both ends of the roadmug.

Road Shoeing

To Kiss some one
by diddydee February 5, 2013
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Road Razor

Another name for such a vehicle as the Roadtec SX-8 Soil Stabilizer/Reclaimer, which "shaves" road and street pavement with its interior cutting drum, making room for new pavement to be installed by other road workers.
There's roadwork on the street, and the Road Razor is at work.
by Info2go August 16, 2025
mugGet the Road Razormug.

Road Trip Rye

Road Trip Rye is when you give someone road head but in doing so give them a yeast infection. The yeast infection you get from that road head is then called Road Trip Rye.
"My girlfriend got Road Trip Rye the other day on I-90."

"Oh, you gave her some Road Trip Rye?"
by Shmaltz July 28, 2020
mugGet the Road Trip Ryemug.

Old town road

When you fuck a skinny chick (below 110) and the only thing separating the two is Jesus.
When your boys in the pussy and you’re in the ass there’s a layer of skin preventing you from touching Jesus, that’s an old town road.
by Tomtomraindeer December 2, 2019
mugGet the Old town roadmug.

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