The Water Spout

The act of inserting a straw into your lover's ass and then blowing cold water up the straw and into the anus. If done correctly, your partner should feel an incredible cleansing sensation.

But, beware of the backflow!

My girlfriend doesn't let me penetrate her ass with my cock, but she's not opposed to "the water spout".

by ColReb January 5, 2010

Midnight Water

In essence, Midnight Water is tap water from the bathroom sink.

James woke up in the middle of the night, he felt really dry in the mouth. James was thirsty, he wanted to get a drink. The kitchen was far too far, so James tilted his walked to the local bathroom and had a drink of good Midnight Water.

by warriorofpeace137 April 12, 2020

short-water

A body of water that is no deeper than 12 inches.

I jumped into the short-water thinking it was deep and hurt myself.

by iDenzilla December 14, 2013

skank water

To call someone 'skank water' is to inform them that they are so worthless, they are not a skank, but they are what a skank washes off in the bath tub.

Quit being skank water and hand me the remote control

by Monster Zer0 December 24, 2007

Dog Water

You see Dog Water is a...very odd term if you will usually used by little kids with smooth brains now hear me out I understand is not a good thing to make fun a person that's younger than by 10 years but holy shit SHUT THE FUCK UP LIKE NOBODY GIVES A FLYING FUCK ABSOLUTE IDIOT excuse my language just to uh let some steam off

Kid your actually Dog water ( aka "trash" )

by Thy shall name self ummmmmmmmm February 21, 2021

Mop Water

Homemade iced tea; Another way of telling someone you have iced tea that you made, the term comes from the fact that homemade iced tea looks like mop water and the joke that a waiter/waitress that does not like a customer will bring them their iced tea with dirty water usually from a bucket that was used to clean the floor with.

My friend asked me what I had to drink and I told him that I just made mop water an hour ago if he wanted that.

by tbclycan December 21, 2010

The Water Balloon

When you get bored or tired during sex. Then you urinate inside your partner. While wherein a condom, so it fills like a Water Balloon. In order to fool your partner into thinking you ejaculated.

Last night during sex I was really tired, so I gave my girl the Water Balloon. Then I finished watching the Tonight show.

by Jamie 69 June 29, 2010