A fake sexuality to excuse transphobia. Claimed to be a preference but is a mockery of the lgbtqiap+ community.
Person 1: Hey bro, my girlfriend is trans.
Person 2: Ew, so she's a dude?
Person 1: No, she's a girl.
Person 2: But she was born a dude. I could never, I'm super straight.
Person 1: She literally has bottom surgery, how tf would you know. You would only not date a trans women other than genetailia preference solely due to the fact they're trans. You realize you're invalidating her gender, right? That's transphobia dumb shit.
Person 2: She's literally a dude, I'm not gay. And I'm not transphobic.
Person 1: She's not a man, she's a woman. You saying she's a man IS transphobia.
Person 2: Ew, so she's a dude?
Person 1: No, she's a girl.
Person 2: But she was born a dude. I could never, I'm super straight.
Person 1: She literally has bottom surgery, how tf would you know. You would only not date a trans women other than genetailia preference solely due to the fact they're trans. You realize you're invalidating her gender, right? That's transphobia dumb shit.
Person 2: She's literally a dude, I'm not gay. And I'm not transphobic.
Person 1: She's not a man, she's a woman. You saying she's a man IS transphobia.
by I'm literally better than you March 22, 2021
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"Wearing that is gonna make you look gay lmao"
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"Wearing that is gonna make you look gay lmao"
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Super straight is a sarcastic term! It actually means super gay ! So if someone says they’re super straight it just means they’re joking and are actually super gay and love to suck big fat di-
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Get the Super Straight mug.Its a preference for liking the opposite gender that didnt have a sex or gender change for example if your a trans person and you ask a person if they want to date you and they respond with im sorry im super straight
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Get the Super Straight mug.A person whose extended gastrointestinal tract resembles the exaust system (or lack there of) on a "suped-up" '84 Oldsmobile Cutlass Supreme. No catalytic converter, resulting in that oh-so-familiar rotten eggs smell. No muffler, resulting in a rumble that can shake the neighbors oregano off of their spice rack.
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