two sandwiches and a nap

What you do just before you get clean and sober. You eat two sandwiches and take a nap. Get back to reality. Sober up.

Dude! You are spun the fuck out man! Time for two sandwiches and a nap!

by MURPHY45INC July 18, 2022

Hoop Dessert Sandwich

God's gift to starving Wellesley Women. A light and buttery croissant which has been halved, each half topped with slices of tangy green apple and rich brie cheese, then smothered with honey and sprinkled with crushed almonds... and toasted... to perfection. Consuming results in an orgasmic experience and often results in renewed mental stability and ability to overcome academic assignments previously deemed to be impossible.

I can't finish this paper tonight... that is... unless I trek over to the LuLu and get a Hoop Dessert Sandwich, those shits are so delicious, it's worth the fifteen minute walk across campus.

by Wendyyy August 16, 2009

bread-bun sandwich

1. A crudely split sandwich into two pieces and one piece gets more filling.
2. Two slices of bread not contain enough filling between them.
3. Two bread slices that are so thick in size that it dwarfs the filling.

Loser guy say’s "Hey, my half of the sandwich we split has no steak!" "Looks like you just got a bread-bun sandwich.” Said the other guy and laughs.

by astrodick October 18, 2008

belly butter sandwich

After pulling out and cumming on a girls stomach she reaches out pulls the man toward her and hugs the man like a koala bear making a belly butter sandwich.

I gave him that belly butter sandwich

by Dick nose boner biscuit October 17, 2017

P&V Sandwich

When a penis and a vagina get together for a sexy time.

Jenna: Hey Mark, wanna come over for a p&v sandwich?

by Sexy time January 20, 2018

Thick Bologna Sandwich

Where a male or female puts a piece or 2 of bologna between their partners buttcheeks and then use your tongue to eat bologna out 👍🏻

Hey baby let’s have a thick bologna sandwich tonight for a midnight snack .

by BadassBB November 19, 2019

Carolina Butt Sandwich

Carolina Butt Sandwich (CBS) is when someone spreads thier cheeks, lathers one ass cheek with Peanut Butter and lathers the other with Jelly. The person then lets go of their cheeks to make the perfect CBS. A man named Devin then begins to scarf the sandwich down.

Dude he got Carolina Butt Sandwich from Devin while at work. He gave a dude CBS.

by Kipp Shire September 27, 2021