Super straight

A super gay guy that is in the closet and loves to have anal sex with another guy.

Example:

Guy 1: Whats your sexuality?

Guy 2: Oh im super straight.

Guy 1: What does that mean?

Guy 2: I'm just a really closted gay guy

Guy 1: Oh really? Me too!

by Aaron_loves_soup March 8, 2021

Super Straight

Someone with a PREFERENCE that only wants to date cis people of the opposite sex.

Jacob: "Hey I'm super straight"
Emily: "Oh so ur just transphobic"
Jacob: "No it's just a preference"

by some1 w a brain May 13, 2022

Super straight

Fake sexuality created to justify being transphobic towards Transgenders

Person: hey I’m super straight
Person: no you’re transphobic

by Truthteller0207 March 8, 2021

SUPER STRAIGHT

Bullshit. Periodt.

Super straight is transphobic

by dandilioncg March 9, 2021

Super-Straight

Super straight is a sarcastic term! It actually means super gay ! So if someone says they’re super straight it just means they’re joking and are actually super gay and love to suck big fat di-

Super-Straight: hey I’m “super straight” am I right ?

by Ilovemilfs2407 March 7, 2021

straight piper

A person whose extended gastrointestinal tract resembles the exaust system (or lack there of) on a "suped-up" '84 Oldsmobile Cutlass Supreme. No catalytic converter, resulting in that oh-so-familiar rotten eggs smell. No muffler, resulting in a rumble that can shake the neighbors oregano off of their spice rack.

"Have you ever had to share a hotel room with John? Dude's a straight piper...It's impossible to get any sleep with the noises and smells that leak from his body"

by Benji Barker March 8, 2008

straight upsidedown

Like straight up but more thorough! Usage of straight upsidedown requires no bullshit and beats it like michael.

Straight upsidedown brah... what's the deal with becca and dan?!

by Sonny Bonds September 2, 2007