Dutch

The man who always has a plan

Dutch's plan is to go to Tahiti

by Shinra4300 January 10, 2024

Little Dutch Boy

A flaccid penis preventing an exceptional load of cum from evacuating a bodily orifice post coitus.

Derived from the classic tail, The Little Dutch Boy.

Better find a cum rag, the little Dutch boy is wavering.

by ErnestoCheats January 11, 2024

eating your dutch cheese

When you’re visiting Candace Caverns and the proprietor delivers to you a small wheel of Gouda which you then consume.

I was drinking Pinot Noir and eating your Dutch cheese.

by Farva2000 January 21, 2024

Dutch's Plan

Dutch's plan is a meme originating from the videogame 'Red Dead Redemption 2', in which he often uses the phase 'I have a plan' or 'stick to the plan'. Dutch's plan is open to the gamers interpretation. This is due to the conflicting evidence within Dutch's actions throughout the game, to actually ever prove he had a plan and really just loved causing absolute carnage wherever he went, influenced by the idiotic mindset of 'Micah Bell'. If Dutch's plan was to be hypothetically wrote down into bullet points, it would consist of: Tahiti, A boat, money and one last score. It would be safe to conclude that Dutch's plan is just actually a perpetual cycle of making bad decisions, until he failed to have a plan to fight 'gravity'.

We are going to rob this train as its part of Dutch's Plan.

by gym3m3 January 25, 2024

Dutch stroke

Another man grabs a wrist of a man while another man does the same and strokes you so it’s not gay because they’re not touching you.

Paul let me hold your wrist while you hold mine and move my shaft up and down with my hand . This is called the Dutch stroke

by Dutch monkeys February 4, 2024

Dutch Pucker

The act of wiggling or puckering your butthole whilst on the toilet to loosen a portion of a turd left in your butt when pooping.

My BM snapped off and left some in my butthole. Instead of wiping, I gave it the Dutch Pucker and it dropped into the bowl. Problem solved.

by tennisthemenace April 7, 2023

Reverse Dutch Oven

When someone takes a draw of a vape, then blows the smoke into a vagina/asshole. The vagina/asshole then queefs or farts back into the recipients mouth

The girls and I had a sleepover last night and spent the whole time in a reverse Dutch Oven train.

by MethanieandKakrak April 15, 2023