Don't touch me I'm Spanish

When you don't want social interaction and you feel Superior
Guy1: hey! *Touches guy2*

Guy2: Don't touch me I'm Spanish!
by Itisiraven February 26, 2020
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I'm gonna tell my mom

The most scary and offensive comeback ever do not use this comeback. If you do I warned you
Oh yeah well I'm gonna tell my mom
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When Fundy tried trapping technoblade and techno went to get water while drowning
Techno: lemme just get some water, I'm drinking water while drowning now
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Alycia: "Eh.. go buy me some grocries "
Riley: "Shit bitch, i'm broke like a nigga with food stamps."
by blackfeet09 August 02, 2010
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I'm up against a hard break

When your wife, kids, or boss are arguing with you and you want to end it. Signaling the conversation is DEFINITELY OVER.
Used frequently by news anchors.
Wife: Baby, you know that trip I was talking about and the car I wanted, and the dinner party you said you would go to?

Husband: Sorry hon, I'm up against a hard break.
by spudsNbuds February 02, 2011
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Used to describe your non-involvment in anything that you are watching in person. Especially if what you are watching is not something someone should be doing.
Another way of saying "Don't ask me, I just work here" or "I'm just a by stander to this party"

Person A: Why is that guy got his dick hanging over the banister
You: i'm not fucking this dog, just holding it's head.
by WilliamTaylor December 13, 2007
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A scape goat for women who don't have the ovaries to say I'm not interested in pursuing a relationship with you.
"I Love You, But I'm Not IN Love With You"

"What does that even mean?"

"Let's just be friends"

"What, why?"

"I like you like a brother"

"Jesus F***ing Christ"
by TangoTangoSierra January 23, 2012
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