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White Angry 

white angry is when a human being becomes so angry that they start hanging, shooting, bombing, and deporting everything brown in sight.
When the parakeet pecked me, I got white angry and strangled every blue and green bastard in the cage. The only one left was the albino one. Petco let me go after that.
White Angry by Lil' Taste October 24, 2016
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the angry floyd 

The act of anal sex with a kelt while yelling "bitch please"
Nick did you see when brian did the angry floyd last night?
the angry floyd by bob jones March 19, 2005

Two Rivers Grille Angry Pirate

Its when a pain in the ass waitress comes in acting like she knows everything but don't know shit, so you grab a squeeze bottle of ranch dressing and shoot it in her eye...then kick her in the shin so she hobbles around trying to catch you like an angry pirate
Laurie: Ethan I told you not to put Cheese on this burger idiot...Ethan: Shut up bitch, your about to get a two rivers grille angry pirate.....

The Angry Stork 

A sex move wherein an unscrupulous man conveniently positions his pregnant partner and himself at the end of the bed, directly over a bed post of modest height. While making love to her from behind the man suddenly fucks her so hard and violently that she loses her balance, striking the post as many times as it takes until the man is convinced that nothing could have survived.
"I told that bitch that it wasn't mine, so last night the angry stork had to make a delivery."

The Angry Dragon 

when you bitch is giving you head, slam the back of her head into you so her eyes get red, (the angry part), then shoot your load up her nose, so the cum runs down her nose and it looks the the mustache of a dragon.
I tricked my bitch into giving me the angry dragon last night. Fuck, it was AWSOME!

Voltaire's Angry Fist 

The act of placing a glove, usually rubber, on your hand during sex.
You cover the gloved hand in a sticky substance, usually paste, blood, semen, honey, bbq sauce, or baby tears.
The glove is than covered in sand, broken glass, or razor blades and placed into the asshole of another person, animal, or baby.
During my fraternity initiation, the second stage was a Voltaire's Angry Fist. There was a lot of blood, but now I'm a brother!
Voltaire's Angry Fist by Tniles September 15, 2007

like the fist of an angry cod 

Similar to "like the fist of an angry god" (To fuck an attractive girl or boy with incredible force, it would be like hitting her or him with the so-called "Fist of an Angry God"), but substituting cod and god because they sound alike. Originally created from the LiveJournal Community "Fandom_Secrets" by someone misreading the aforementioned term.
"I'd hit Anthony Bourdain like the fist of an angry cod!"