Angry LeBron

When your penis is so small and their nostrils are so large you can fully insert your penis in their nostril, blow a load in their sinus cavity and it comes out the other nostril

I gave my girlfriend an Angry LeBron last night

by Bumpy April 23, 2021

angry goblins

When you've been eating ruffage or nuts and your poop comes flying out of you in splattering little chucks that splash not only the seat but your butt cheecks as well!
These are angry goblins.

Help sweetheart! Baby wipes needed again. I've got a serious case of the angry goblins!

by anonymous September 23, 2021

angry titties

Breasts that are so saggy or otherwise visually displeasing that the spectator becomes enraged from the mere sight of them.

I finally got to see Miranda topless and that bitch got some angry titties. I just punched the wall and stormed outta there!

by Virldeen Vulpes Vulpes August 9, 2018

Angry/horny srs mage

A wannabe occultist, typically male or male identifying, that's angry because they are sexually repressed due to their maladjusted personality and their magick no longer works well.

Man, that Korbin is an angry/horny srs mage! He should have a spa day.

by Veroxi September 11, 2021

The angry jocky

When you are having anal sex from behind. You grab a long tube sock and put it in her mouth, turn on the Lone Ranger Theme song to set the tempo for each thrust.

After we had too much tequila, I done the angry jocky on Sheila.

by Z.A.R. April 30, 2022

Angry Washboard

While the man goes down on an angry woman and she grabs both of his ears and rub his face against her vagina like clothes on a washboard.

My girlfriend must be mad at me because after I gave her an angry dragon, she bloodied my lip with the angry washboard.

by Saidwoohoo April 23, 2015

Angry Pervert

Noun. A man that hits on you based only on your looks. As soon as he is rejected he becomes and insults everything about you, including the compliments he just gave you. Aka, someone who has a hard time getting laid. Or can describe a man who is angry because he never gets laid but desires to be so.

Did you hear that guy? He got so mad because I didn’t give him my number then called me fat. What an angry pervert!

by Ikkinay Elaneyday February 1, 2023