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Emily

A puzzle that will never be solved because it was designed in a neon and random sequence without a resolution. Don’t let her champagne spill on you because I guarantee she doesn’t understand what fuck you means due to being a white woman without a soul
Emily: fuck you
Gaara: this isn’t a chrome hearts jacket if you mean that we’re fucking done babe
Emily: I don’t like you and I sure as hell don’t love you so why would I be embarrassed
Gaara: I hate you
Emily: I hate you
Gaara: you left me here to die
Emily: No I didn’t because you are without a soul pathetic money-kisser
Gaara: touché, bitch
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Emily

A rare type if girl that will care for you and be there for you through every battle. She is beautiful in every way possible, she is smart and loyal and always truthful. An emily can be the best thing to happen to you... SO NEVER LOSE HER!!!! Cause if you do you will spend the rest of your life regretting letting her go.
Man how did you manage to get your girlfriend she is the full package!

I know im so lucky i got an emily in my life i dont ever want to lose her!
I know im so lucky i got an emily in my life i dont ever want to lose her!
by Himmler November 23, 2021
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Emily

Emily is a pretty girl but there fricking pick mes I swear they be like when I take a group picture she be “omg guys I’m soooo ugly I messed up the pic” in my mind I be like ya Emily your are ugly “ but everyone is like no Emily your so pretty we love you your. It ugly and I’m like wtf this fricking bish they can be two faced too I talk with some Emily she was so fricking mean I swear then everyone come to her there like hiiii Emily and she is like hiii bestie! Then she is soo nice to be ughhhhh and I swear they date only jakes I swearrrr
“Taking a pic
Some fricking Emily: looks at the pic

Some fricking Emily: omg guy *starts crying

Some dude: what happen Emily !.!.?.
Some fricking Emily : I i I look sooookooooooooooooo ugly I messed this up
Some girl : Emily it’s ok you look beautiful

Me : wtf
Some fricking Emily awwwwwww thanks
Me POV: bruh your are ugly
by By Lazycookie June 3, 2022
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Emily Hokanson

a real nice friend she may turn on you but you will still love her she has a amazing personality. Although she may be a bitch she is so much fun, hot and sexy.
ME:you know the new girl Emily Hokanson?
FRIEND: No we have a new girl?
ME: Yup I hear she is the best person ever.
by IROCKEB May 17, 2016
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emily lundwall

emily lundwall is my girlfriend. my beautiful and gorgeous girlfriend.

she has the purest heart, with the kindest soul. her presence is like no other, her whole being is divine and heaven-sent.

she is the most caring and passionate lover anyone could ever ask for. she deserves nothing but the utmost best.

i am so excited to have a future with her and live with no regrets. i’m so excited to give her more of the love that no one has showed her, and the love that she deserves.

she’s made my life worth living, i’m so in love with her.

-d
did you hear about her girlfriend, emily lundwall?”
by eandd November 21, 2023
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emily

boy 1: ew she looks like an emily

boy 2; frrrr
by hgdtud6uyir November 15, 2022
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Emily Heuer

If this is your name you are extra thick and sexy
Bro Emily Heuer is so sexyyy
by Addison booty February 6, 2020
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