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Double Middles

A phrase referring to giving both middle fingers at the same time. Often used instead of the actual action. Used to show frustration, confusion or other emotions. Featured on the radio show 'Chill, Bro'. www.chill-bro.tumblr.com
Anthony was annoyed at his digital media assignment and ready to give double middles to the world, but Joey told him to "Chill Bro."
by Chill, Bro. October 24, 2011
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Double Fagture

Watching two LGBTQ+ movies back-to-back, a gay double feature
Lets watch a double fagture tonight! Birdcage then Rocketman or Rocketman then Birdcage?
by devilsrighthandbitxh February 6, 2021
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Double D

Double D - are 2 Denis', cousins, who were implemented to society as "bosses" by their fathers. They are often being combined into 1 term "Den". Den have big penis in size of Ukrainian Antonov Plane, biggest in the world! When meet Den, respects must be paid, or else you will end up as his cleaner in his huge house.
I wish I could be like Double D...
Double D took away all my money.
Double D hooked me on his c+ck.
by The Huge D May 11, 2018
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Double Suck

Double suck has many variations but the main definition is when you text a couple whorrr(s) after Venmo-ing them a couple thousands so they would come over and both suck your penis at the same time but unfortunately you black out and have to charge back the transaction via your financial institutional.

Also, Double Suck is a new brand of vape and apparel.

Additionally, when a man just tells a women to double suck him off.
Heyyy, whorrrr I need a double suck!!

Shit, I blacked out and didn’t get my double suck. That double fuckin sucks!
by noslipnoslack January 31, 2021
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spitting double

Looking very similar or identical to another person or thing
John is the spitting double of his father
by danydevitoes May 17, 2020
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Double Wipe

It's when you're conserving the use of your toilet paper and helping the environment, when wiping your ass:

- Using a moderate amount of toilet paper folded into your hand, you make your first wipe within your ass in one vigorous swoop

- The handful of thin fabric paper in your hand now is strongly stained brown, in a streaky motion with chunks, with a strong but familiar smell

- You then flip over said layers of paper onto it's clean white side, while holding onto it by the edges, to minimize the fecal residue that is to stick to your fingers

- Then in a 2nd strong motion, you wipe your ass with this new clean side, collecting even more manure lodged between the depths of your ass cheeks

- You are then to drop said folds of toilet paper -- now doubly stained by strong, chunky fecal streaks, into the toilet

- Unravel another string of toilet paper, and repeat the process another 3-4 times, to ensure your anal region is fecal free, while being kind to the environment.
"Dude, we're running out of toilet paper kinda quick. Don't tell me you're only single-wiping! That is sooo 2015. We Double Wipe around here, like every good citizen."
by Big girl panties April 20, 2020
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Double Curly

the pubic hair is curled from being compressed by clothes all of the time even if you have naturally straight hair

what happens when you have naturally curly hair? You have curly hair that is double curled.
by JoelleoJ April 23, 2022
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