Three Loonies

A small, midget male who is also a pedophile. He is called "three loonies" because that is what he uses to entice his prey into his van (rather than candy)

Come straight home after school, Billy. I don't want you to get abducted by three loonies.

by midget man 69 December 7, 2011

National boyfriends day part three

Where you celebrate them just because

Happy National boyfriends day part three

by anonymous October 26, 2020

Three-foot Thug

A three-foot thug is a person who is shorter than the average height who dresses and/or acts tough , yet their height makes them look as scary as a box of kittens. Usually found in schools.

Hey, Dave, look at him.

Who?

The little guy.

The three-foot thug?

Yeah. Isn't he adorable?

by Took!e January 8, 2012

GARY, THERE’S A BOMB STRAPPED TO MY CHEST! IT’S GONNA EXPLODE IN THREE SECONDS UNLESS YOU GET A BATH!

When you want your pet named Gary to get a bath, so you strap a bomb to your chest in an attempt to scare him in to doing it.

Robert:“GARY, THERE’S A BOMB STRAPPED TO MY CHEST! IT’S GONNA EXPLODE IN THREE SECONDS UNLESS YOU GET A BATH!”

Gary:”Meow”

(Robert explodes)

by Intruderalertredspyisinthebase August 20, 2024

Two-Three's

As in a pair of Nike Air Jordan shoes. In reference to Michael Jordan's jersey number 23.

Could be used to refer to Jordan 3's, a pair of Jordan 23's, or any Air Jordan shoe in general.

Damn, those two-three's be looking fire on your feet.
Hey, I see you kickin' in those two-three's.

by Loueeeh April 4, 2024

three-dogg

term used in north east as slang meanin three litres of cheap white cider such as white star can also be used as two-dogg or one-dogg meaning 2 litres or one litre

mate gonna get wrecked on is three-dogg

pass us that three-dogg

u got any spare cash for a three-dog

by smoggy2009 March 2, 2009

Once twice three times you're ladies

How can we know what you've done,
If we can't even do what we are meant to hun,
If it was meant to be,
I wouldn't be heading out to sea!

Once twice three times you're ladies for shame on giving females a bad name.

by Don't you know who I am November 25, 2023