A person whose extended gastrointestinal tract resembles the exaust system (or lack there of) on a "suped-up" '84 Oldsmobile Cutlass Supreme. No catalytic converter, resulting in that oh-so-familiar rotten eggs smell. No muffler, resulting in a rumble that can shake the neighbors oregano off of their spice rack.
"Have you ever had to share a hotel room with John? Dude's a straight piper...It's impossible to get any sleep with the noises and smells that leak from his body"
by Benji Barker March 8, 2008
Get the straight pipermug. Super straight is a sarcastic term! It actually means super gay ! So if someone says they’re super straight it just means they’re joking and are actually super gay and love to suck big fat di-
by Ilovemilfs2407 March 7, 2021
Get the Super-Straightmug. Its a preference for liking the opposite gender that didnt have a sex or gender change for example if your a trans person and you ask a person if they want to date you and they respond with im sorry im super straight
by TheSuperStraightDefinition March 13, 2021
Get the Super Straightmug. Someone who isnt sexually attracted to trans men or women. This is mostly because trans people tend to still have the incorrect genitals
Jim: Hey can i hook you up with my trans friend beth?
Tom: Nah im super straight, i dont like men with dicks who wear dresses.
Jim: How transphobic of you
Tom: Nah im super straight, i dont like men with dicks who wear dresses.
Jim: How transphobic of you
by the real i am dontai March 10, 2021
Get the Super Straightmug. Super straight is a sexuality that represents the attraction to cisgendered people of the opposite gender, hence the "Straight" part. Their flag is represented by the colors black and orange: ⬛️ , though it is misinterpreted as 2 black S' on an orange background.
Person 1 : What is you sexuality?
Person 2 : I'm Super Straight , which means I don't date trans people
Person 1 : That's transphobic !
Person 2 : No, it's just my sexuality
Person 2 : I'm Super Straight , which means I don't date trans people
Person 1 : That's transphobic !
Person 2 : No, it's just my sexuality
by Seagull Boi March 7, 2021
Get the Super Straightmug. by Truthteller0207 March 8, 2021
Get the Super straightmug. A jacket specifically designed for you not to be able to move your arms, body and specifically see your belly button, body, and only be able to see your feet. (Mostly used on for people who go insane because of: Belly button lint) (The belly button lint in women drives them to insanity) (People seeing their own feet is thought to calm them down)
I heard they put her in a straight jacket in the loony bin.
She can no longer see her belly button in that straight jacket of hers.
I had to call to put that woman in a straight jacket, so that belly button lint stops and she can see her toes to calm down.
She can no longer see her belly button in that straight jacket of hers.
I had to call to put that woman in a straight jacket, so that belly button lint stops and she can see her toes to calm down.
by Jacket of the belly button March 31, 2021
Get the Straight Jacketmug.