Straight Jacket

A jacket specifically designed for you not to be able to move your arms, body and specifically see your belly button, body, and only be able to see your feet. (Mostly used on for people who go insane because of: Belly button lint) (The belly button lint in women drives them to insanity) (People seeing their own feet is thought to calm them down)

I heard they put her in a straight jacket in the loony bin.
She can no longer see her belly button in that straight jacket of hers.
I had to call to put that woman in a straight jacket, so that belly button lint stops and she can see her toes to calm down.

by Jacket of the belly button March 31, 2021

lesbonic straightness

When you act like a lesbian despite the fact that you're straight.

Girl 1: "I love you!"
Girl 2: "I love you more!"
Guy 1: "Stupid lesbians..."
Girl 1: "ACTUALLY, it's called 'lesbonic straightness', dumbass - we aren't really lesbians"

by chickenXscratch March 30, 2009

Super Straight

FAKE sexuality made bye transphobes to joke, trans people,

I'm super Straight, Oh so your a piece of shit

by ._rocketship_.1 April 6, 2021

Super straight

You only date a person based on their biological genetics of being a woman

Lgbtqr2d2: So your super straight

Boy: fuck outa here and go to the MEGA GAY ZONE I only date women with the right chromosomes

by Roadman Jung March 5, 2021

Super straight

A fake and invalid sexuality that is mockery to the LGBTQIA+ community and is incredibly transphobic

Boy: I am Super straight

Girl: no your just transphobic

by Random lesbian March 8, 2021

Super straight

Just a transphobic statement that straight men came up with to degrade trans people.

He considers himself a “super straight”

by Literally wtf March 9, 2021

Super Straight

Usually used by Cis-Het men who claim they will only date a person born the opposite sex (including trans men)

P1: I identify as Super Straight

P2: Oh, so you’ve never touched a girl before have you?

by ai3xia March 9, 2021