The sex position where the first partner stands over the second and proceeds to shit on the face of the second partner. The first partner then takes a knife and spreads the shit all over the second’s face. The first then proceeds to lick the shit off of the second’s face and and feed it to the second partner while both are kissing like a bird feeding its children.
by RamRanchreallyrocks August 9, 2020
Get the The Muddy Mother Birdmug. A non-religious way of expressing "Father of God". It is used to express something serious or to intensify the dramatics of something shocking, upsetting, etc.
Mother of Universe! What the fuck did you just say to me?
Mother of Universe, what happened to you?
Mother of Universe, do not speak to me in that way!
Mother of Universe, what happened to you?
Mother of Universe, do not speak to me in that way!
by LingDanc803 September 16, 2023
Get the Mother of Universemug. A guy that just had a breakup with their gf and become insane and say they don't need girls in order to hide that they're butthurt as fuck. After the breakup, literally any attractive girl they see they will say, "they're for the streets" even when they know absolutely nothing about them. They also might frequent the gym, saying "bros over hoes" when in reality they are absolutely devastated mentally and emotionally.
Being resentful is not a bad thing, it's a natural part of human nature that occurs when a loved one is suddenly not in their life anymore. This shit is so fucking cringy when guys pretend that a breakup hasn't affected them in any way like its SO OBVIOUS, they're taking 400mg of tren per week, going to the gym, and pretty much belittling every attractive girl you see even though in the back of ur head you know you want to form a new relationship. Even gym bros know the importance of having a girl in your life. Yes, if you've been through many relationships then maybe it's time to take a break, but don't become a misogynist incel for the love of god. Take life with a grain of salt, it's not the end of the world to have a breakup, there's plenty of more fish in the sea, you're going to make it, trust me.
Being resentful is not a bad thing, it's a natural part of human nature that occurs when a loved one is suddenly not in their life anymore. This shit is so fucking cringy when guys pretend that a breakup hasn't affected them in any way like its SO OBVIOUS, they're taking 400mg of tren per week, going to the gym, and pretty much belittling every attractive girl you see even though in the back of ur head you know you want to form a new relationship. Even gym bros know the importance of having a girl in your life. Yes, if you've been through many relationships then maybe it's time to take a break, but don't become a misogynist incel for the love of god. Take life with a grain of salt, it's not the end of the world to have a breakup, there's plenty of more fish in the sea, you're going to make it, trust me.
Stop being a butthurt mother fucker bro. Also stop saying girls only care about height when u asking out girls that are a good 4-8 inches taller than u. Ur telling me that it isn't natural for a girl 5'8"+ to want a man that's at least 6 feet tall? fuck outta here. Would a taller guy have an advantage in dating over a short guy? Evolutionarily and scientifically, yes, but it is not everything. There is so many more things in a man and women as well that makes them attractive, like looks, hair, personality, voice, muscle mass, intelligence, so much shit, never forget that stuff. i've been writing this for a good hour now and its getting late so I hope anybody reading this gets an ego boost and gets their head out of the fucking swamp.
by Hamburger harold November 3, 2021
Get the butthurt mother fuckermug. by I wanna commit die January 11, 2022
Get the your mothermug. by Rhodes’s January 12, 2022
Get the Mexican mothermug. Its the newest and most destructive of all the family members. Even if they don't got a brother they will be destroyed.
Frank: John, ur mom gay
John:I'll do it to ya
Frank:No balls you won't
John: Your brother a mother
Frank:*Turns into ash*
John:I'll do it to ya
Frank:No balls you won't
John: Your brother a mother
Frank:*Turns into ash*
by Puss slayer 889 May 11, 2018
Get the Your brother a mothermug. 