worship the hat

what one does in school because religion isnt allowed there.

teacher: you all have to say 'praise the lord before i'll let you out'
john: fuuuccckkk that i could worship the hat if i wanted to!
*praises fitted hat*

by b1gwi11 February 13, 2008

Mickey’s hat of despair

When you take your family to the magical world of Disney and spend five days in scorching ball dripping heat, getting run over by heifers in electric scooters and spending more than half your salary on Mickey shaped treats while getting in two rides a day and all you come away with is a hat with a picture of that mother fucker on the front.

My husband was so angry when we were finally leaving Disney that to commemorate the financial destruction we had just gone though he decided to buy one last thing, Mickey’s hat of despair. I’m not sure we will ever recover.

by Scotty Nice June 16, 2023

Hat

A massive turd like object you wear on your now smeared face daily

Steve! Where did you get that fucking hat from eh?

by BigMacBoy November 10, 2019

Hard hat Friday

Every Friday of the week you can wear a hard hat. They are usually yellow and used in construction.

Dude it’s hard hat Friday, why are you not wearing yours?

by Lucc07 November 24, 2021

Straw-Hat

Derived from the popular series “One Piece”, to be or commit an act of “straw-hat” means to illegally pirate, specifically pertaining to the internet.

“Yo, check out this Internet Archive link! I just straw-hatted the new Korn album!”

“Bro, if anyone ever went through my downloads, they’d figure out I’m a straw-hat.”

by Saboratory March 30, 2024

Hat in the air

Throwing your hat in the air indicates a call for help. Someone is having a situation and is outnumbered. The community must come together rain, sleet, hail, water or snow.

The man on the dock tossed is hat in the air & they started coming.

by Meme831 August 10, 2023

bunny hat kid

Bunny hat kids are younger teens that wear bunny hats, which were popularized in 2020 by a sub-genre in tiktok culture dubbed alt tiktok. Bunny hat kids are associated with demonias, hello kitty, monster energy, fascism, nazism, neopronouns, the LGBTQ community, unusual makeup, discord, and much, much worse.

An odd pattern between bunny hat kids is being transgender, and changing your name. Stereotypical names include Kai, Arson, and Moth. Pronouns that bunny hat kids use are typically neopronouns or xenopronouns.

Bunny hat kids are usually highly susceptible to anything you can think of. Food, bandaids, bright colors, specific words or phrases, objects, anything you can think of, might offend a bunny hat kid.

"I am a bunny hat kid. I love danganronpa and wacky eyeliner, and my pronouns are he/it/they/bun/void."

by bunnyhatkid April 14, 2024