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Corona internet

When your internet connection is bad due to multiple people using the same connection.

Named after the the disease that caused many countries to enforce quarantines which meant people had to stay indoors where all they could do was stream movies and tv-shows which used a lot of bandwidth
"I can't play with this corona internet"
by _Olter April 4, 2020
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french internet

"ugh i keep lagging"

"that's because you're french and you have french internet''

"no it's because your server is hosted on a potato"
by ihatekristyitsnotmyname September 9, 2020
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Bad Internet

Romans internet because he always lags out in COD
Damn Roman why did you leave the game
Sorry bro I have bad internet
by BennyCBoy December 26, 2020
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Microsoft Internet Explorer

a web browser that downloads chrome. otherwise its fucking useless.
i just used microsoft internet explorer to download google chrome
by Piece of shit ass motherfucker February 21, 2022
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Average Internet User

Your Average Internet Users age normally ranged from 12-17 sometime 9-11. Mostly they are just assholes that say that Gen Z is soft but then dox people for having a different opinion *cough* *cough* jelly*cough*bean situation. They also send death threats to people and commit numerous crimes on the internet that can get them sent to prison. They have practically no motor skills and stereotype everything. Long story short they’re egotistical assholes that don’t need to be on the internet.
Jellybean Fan:Yo do you like Jellybean?
Average Internet User:You like jellybean? CLOWN

Jellybean fan I just like Jellybean what’s wrong with that?
Average Internet User:YOU HAVE A DIFFERENT OPNION THAN ME SO THAT MEANS YOU SHOULD BE DOXXED AND HARASSED!
Jellybean fan:What?🤨
by SupaOpa April 18, 2022
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On Internet Explorer

Looking at picture on the internet they deem too pixelated, but most of the times the picture is only blurry due to greasy fingers on their glasses.
Only used by neckbeards who are trying to sound cool while supressing the thoughts of their own viginity and mortality. Because they don't realize
Lil bro is on internet explorer.
or the beta/virgin version
Good caption internet explorer.
by Linguistic God of Poos July 27, 2023
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Battle for the Internet

A recent war between the RIAA and MPAA and the entire rest of the intelligent population of America. Piracy was to be fought with the two bills SOPA and PIPA, which would effectively censor the Internet by taking down websites that are accused of copyright infringement, whether or not the website actually engaged in it. The battle resulted in victory for the Internet after thousands of popular websites blacked out on January 18, 2012, SOPA and PIPA were dropped.
How the Battle for the Internet started:
RIAA: "We're going to pass these bills so you don't steal our crap anymore."
Public: "No! These bills kill the Internet! It's a direct violation of the 1st Amendment!"
RIAA: "Fuck the 1st amendment! You guys are way too stupid to have your own opinion!"
Gandalf: (about SOPA/PIPA) "YOU SHALL NOT PASS"
by Powermad80 February 24, 2012
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