Human cracker

Opposite of an animal cracker. A cracker shaped as a human.

"Hey bro would you like to eat a human cracker?"
"Sure! I was feeling a bit snackish"

by OpaGramps May 22, 2024

The Human Robot

girl who likes to drink and party and has a lot of friends on myspace, she meets all the people she parties with on myspace

shes the human robot of our school

by Randomstrangerman March 7, 2010

The Human Centipede

Have you ever heard of the human centipede, this occurs usually every Friday beginning at around 3:00 pm at Hunter’s house during which the accumulation of ignatius douche bags gets tired of not having any female ass to consume and therefore begin a ritual in which one person bends down and the person behind them begins to eat out their ass hole, this continues as more and more people add onto the chain creating a large circle of gay ignatius douche bags eating each other out. Another ritual that typically takes place known as “The Circle of Life” during which the people at Hunter’s household form a circle where a person takes his right hand and begins to stroke the penis of the person at his left, the circle of douche bags continues this until the clock strikes midnight and they all cumshot at once into the eyes of the person beating their dick off.

The Human Centipede welcomes all ignatius kids that love to suck tiny catholic penis.

by Yopussyfeellikeblubberwithlube February 20, 2019

Human Suitcase

According to 'SNL' a Human Suitcase is where you take a midget on roller skates and have him/her put on all your clothes then pull them thru an airport.

For Valentines day Sepfon recommends getting your sweetheart some human suitcases

by Strik9 March 1, 2011

Human Hotel

A Discord server created by HumanEditz, mainly dead. But it's still remembered in multiple Powerscaling servers such as Cappycity and Red Reality.

Yo Bro, that controversy at Human Hotel was FIRE!

by The Powerscaling Spy August 3, 2024

Human

A being cursed with a brain that never shuts up

I hate being human.

by Why_brain_no_function May 12, 2022

hentai human

Calling someone a sexual object/symbol without appreciating their humanity

Ex: this guy I was play in a video games is my hentai human, because they super skinny asian and he is very kawaii

Ex: this guy I was play in a video games is my hentai human, because they super skinny asian and he is very kawaii

by eclipze0o0 September 29, 2025