butt hat

to sit on top of someone’s head

can be used to show victory
verb: to give someone a butt hat

We started off with a tickle fight. I gave them a butt hat and they surrendered.

by butthat January 6, 2021

phail-hat

Someone who attempts to/is an ass-hat but is so obvious you know it's coming.

Omg, here comes that drunken idiot who likes to rant. Let's bail before that phail-hat comes over here.

by RandomLink February 1, 2010

doing hat

an alternate name for a condom

Hey Matthew, do you have a doing hat I can borrow for the evening

by hockeynutt21 March 27, 2011

Irish hat trick

Balancing a hard hat on your dick while scoping photos of a tranny (hard hat will be perceived as balancing)

That picture of Bubbles had me performing an Irish hat trick.

by Bigweenie86 March 19, 2023

cocksucker hat

Golfer hat, Irish cap, cheesecutter hat, Gatsby hat.

Hey look wade has a new cocksucker hat on..

by Awzum December 25, 2022

Vaginal hat

A sexual act of putting your head into a woman’s vagina and literally wearing them as a hat

Yoo I was fucking this girl last night and she wanted to try the vaginal hat. Bruh she be kinky as fuck

by Joe smith117 January 15, 2018

Hat

When you have the girl in a 90 degree with there pussy on you head, and she sucking you penis

Man, that bitch had a decent hat!

by DirtyTommy April 22, 2019