A guy that’s really pretty and probably has a really huge dick, he has this stupid fucking blonde hair that covers his entire face and makes him look like a loser, if only everybody knew he was super attractive and had a REALLY big dick, 6.7 inches to be exact, huge balls as well.
I want to fuck Dylan so bad right now, I heard he lasts exactly 13.4 minutes, which is the widely agreed upon best time to last in bed.
by not mario blunt king November 22, 2021
Get the Dylanmug. The most handsome sexy dude in the whole planet like omg where did this man come from. Everybody wants Dylan Merkel because he is omg awesome like 🤤
by Isomalt March 5, 2025
Get the Dylan Merkelmug. Girl: He’s so cool, what’s his name?
Boy: he’s tall, white, and has no distinguishing features. He’s Dylan. He’s kinda a guy man too.
Girl: Dylan James Lane Lee??!? WOW
Boy: he’s tall, white, and has no distinguishing features. He’s Dylan. He’s kinda a guy man too.
Girl: Dylan James Lane Lee??!? WOW
by roxogirl April 22, 2020
Get the Dylan James Lane Leemug. one of the baddest bitches on this app. if they follow you you’re elite otherwise you stan corona b no questions asked <3
by dylanminaj October 18, 2020
Get the DYLAN MINAJmug. 
Isn’t she the most beautifulest girl in the whole world? Why isn’t he committing to her? Oh. Must be a Dylan.
by Wap292737 July 15, 2022
Get the Dylanmug. 