dutch present

a present your boyfriend gives you that you can both share but only he will enjoy

" oh how lovely, tickets to see Andy Murray in some blokes tennis tournament ive never heard of. Well you can take your dutch present and go on your own"

by climatejames November 16, 2016

Dutch Fart

When someone takes a hit from a pipe and then from a dab pen through their asshole by like sucking it in and then farts it out

Hey Micheal did you hear how Steve shat himself trying to do a dutch fart

by nboob March 18, 2021

Wouble Dutch

Spark up that shit, bitch

If you don't spark that Wouble Dutch you lil ass bitch

by Wouble Dutch is life September 20, 2016

Dutch dinner

The taint of someone from Denmark

Dude, I met this girl last night, she didn’t give me much, but at least I had the Dutch dinner.

by Yerboyfromharlem November 13, 2020

Dutch Blow By

Similar to a Dutch Oven (blowing a fart in bed and then pulling the sheets over your and your bed pal’s head to fishbowl the aroma of your stinking toot), the Dutch Blow By is when your are spooning your lover. And as the big spoon, you reach around to manually stimulate your lover, said lover then blows a fart on your junk or thighs. And as you try to escape the blinding gas, a plume of stank volcanoes out of the sheets.

Yo, I was doing it with my girl and she laid a Dutch Blow By on me.

by TrixieMcDuff August 6, 2018

Petrie Willink as Dutch Student

Petrie's the Dutch Student, learning the ropes of the atomic age, a fresh face in a world of giants.

Example of how it's used in a sentence:

Person 1: Who's that Dutch Student in Oppenheimer?

Person 2: Petrie Willink as Dutch Student in Oppenheimer, fresh on the atomic scene dude!

by courtofowls September 5, 2023

dutch crackers

Long ass nails on your thumb used for cracking open a dutch.

During a smoke session, Peter forgot his blade, so he used his dutch crackers to gut that bitch.

by I’m pretty drunk right now January 19, 2019