Flat bread

When you stack your balls one by one, placing 5$ Bills in between each ball and a female version of Blanca from street fighter eats it like a sandwich.

Kyle Myers regretted making peace with his consent to a flat bread, when his gf turned into a green skinned orange haired monster.

by Tooly Beam December 27, 2020

cancerous bread

The stupidest type of bread

Person 1: bro that bird looks pretty dumb
Person 2: *retard laughing*
Person 1: compared to that bird, your a piece of Cancerous Bread

by deensterbro July 7, 2021

bread bitchin

To bitch about not having any Bread

"where's all the bread at yo!"
"quit your bread Bitchin! It's in the pantry."

by Charlidavidson January 22, 2015

Bread

Someone who loves to fuck bread

"I'm going to Bread later"

by WarboIsACuntAndDavieIsGay July 26, 2022

baked bread

Farting in a partner's vagina until she develops a yeast infection.

Jon really gave me a mean baked bread last night. It's like a loaf in there!

by BreadBakerNate December 1, 2014

Mitsubishi Electric bread oven

Greatest Toaster to ever exist-GARFGARF

Mitsubishi Electric bread oven is the greatest toaster to ever exist

by SyrisTV May 16, 2022

knead my bread

When she's about to give you head and know you have to fart. It is the precursor to a duch-oven. knead my bread

She was in the oven "kneading my bread(dick) be like hey , you're about to be in the dutch-oven. knead my bread

by Nicholas Duda December 15, 2015