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Nerd Money

The amount you put aside to go to comic-cons and buy nerdy shit.
I'm going to take my nerd money to the comic-con today.
by pablowisdom September 20, 2016
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Train Nerd

A person who knows almost anything and everything about trains and goons to them at night.
by THEKOOLLERGUY June 29, 2025
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nerd

A motherfucker that fucking studies Video Games and shit every day. Wears nerd glasses and does not have a social life.
by JoeMama0 October 28, 2023
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someone who has memorized every Harry Potter spell, can solve a rubiks cube, gets bullied by everyone, has round glasses and big front teeth
nerd: does litterally nothing

everyone else: nerdnerdnerdnerdnerdnerdnerd
by poopmaster694201337 April 25, 2022
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Nerd

Fuckin nerd
by Nut funny man January 30, 2023
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Nerd

The original devil or outcast... kind of like Cain in the Bible... but it originally was a weak foolish simpleton man or women. When primitive societies or tribes saw a tribemember try to create something far too complex that sacrificed ordinary primitive skills and manhood of tribal life, they saw it was foolish or stupid... and usually rejected or cast out members of the tribe that did such foolish things.

These weak men and women started to inhabit the earth right before Jesus Christ's time.... and Jesus Christ sacrificed his life against these evil people. These evil men and women came up with ideas and created all the maths, sciences, languages, and so on.... of Ancient Greek at first, then Rome

To this day... that is why the strong men and women bully the weak men and women.... and clown them too. The fat lazy 40 year old but who still lives in his moms basement playing video games is doing nothing productive in society, so that's why real men bully them

The god damn fucking nerds will eventually create a technology or technologies that will replace all humans...... a so called terminator.... and the devil of the world shall reign...
*nerd trips on a banana peel and falls down*

Bully: "Ha ha nerd. God damnit, watch where you fucking walk next time!!!" *throws a tomato at the nerds face*
by Themeankid56 November 17, 2022
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A nerd is one of the following:
James
Mason
Callum
Tyler
Harry
1: Yk whos a beg and a nerd

2: probably Tyler or harry
by The king of them all January 14, 2023
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