Bootleg Nerd

A person who is nerdy but still dumb as fuck. Knows bullshit facts but fails to remember the simplest of actual useful things.
“Wow Timmy is so smart!”

Nah, he’s just a bootleg nerd.”
by The Wholesome Guru September 19, 2018
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Lapsed Nerd

A nerd now trying to make his social stand, by becoming a genius slacker. Usually has low self-esteem and is on the course of becoming a Geek. Might very well be fucking himself up further down the road.
"Well, shit, I'm stayin' in AP with an F, so I dunno, man." - Common phrase for a lapsed nerd.
by EchKay-fohrseecksteen February 07, 2012
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nerd pool

A group of geeks playing mine craft or games with each other and don't socialize
Look at that nerd pool sitting against the wall
by My bitch January 07, 2015
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nerd coachella

n. - collective term used to describe a group of people gathered outside in an open area to view a particular natural phenomenon in the sky related to atmospheric anomalies or "space weather" with particular emphasis on their fashion and eyewear choices.
"These people with their bold fashion choices & blocky eyewear, hanging out in a field together.... this is the nerd coachella." (when referring to many of the gatherings for North American Eclipse 2017). - SDS
by i_brake_for_ducks August 21, 2017
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nerd bagel

What your mom calls you when you are crazy.
Ex:
Mom: *rests arm on puzzle then knocks puzzle off table*

Me: *laughs while crying*
Her: *glares*
Me: are you gonna put your arms back on the table?
Her: no.
Me:why?
Her: because my daughters a nerd bagel.
by EmmersWasHere September 01, 2019
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nerd bagel

What your mother calls you when you’re laughing to much at her because you are weird.
Ex:
Mom: *rests arm on puzzle then knocks puzzle off table*

Me: *laughs while crying*
Her: *glares*
Me: are you gonna put your arms back on the table?
Her: no.
Me:why?
Her: because my daughters a nerd bagel.
by EmmersWasHere September 01, 2019
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reptilan nerd

someone who sits for hours in final cut until you become a lizard.
Dude I have been working for hours and i feel like a reptilan nerd.
by urbanwordhunter April 15, 2010
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