CreamS(h)tick

When an individual shits and reaches into the toilet take the shit out very carefully puts it into the fridge to solidify it. The person puts gasoline into a cup or measuring cup. Then the person ejaculates into the cup of choice and then gets the solidified shit and drills into the middle through the left or right end not all the way through. Then they put the 'cream' or semen into the turn. Put it back into the fridge and enjoy!
Gary loves his CreamS(h)tick!!
by VomitCock May 26, 2017
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H Dog

Kim: Steve why is there always half naked girls on your for you page?
Steve: Because I love seeing it duhh😩
Kim: your so gross you freakin H Dog
by bitchsorus June 26, 2023
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Jesus H. God

A quite humorous variation of “Jesus H. Christ”, most famously used in the 1986 film “Short Circuit”. An apt term for expressing your extreme shock at a sudden turn of events.
Weather reporter: “Folks in the DFW area may not be able to see the April 8th solar eclipse due to cloud coverage.”

Person who invested time and money to travel to Texas specifically for this event: “JESUS H. GOD!”
by Alex-2598 April 05, 2024
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H. A. N. D

Hating ass nigga disorder when a person is consistently a hater
have you gotten your potential H. A. N. D diagnosis yet
by King of anime January 02, 2023
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HA>H(t)

The horses asses will always out number the horses at any given time.
Anyone working or performing will be judged by at least two idiots at any given time- HA>H(t)
by jschico April 30, 2012
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S/h

Short/convinent for social media *platforms so they will not remove the content* form for ~S3lf-harm~. Usually used in online chats and social media platforms.
Alex: Hei, do you know whats wrong with Sabrina?
Andrew: She doesn’t feel good, she s/h ed because of depression.
Alex: Im so sorry for her, is she all right?
Andrew: Dk, I didn’t talk to her since yesterday, she texted me a shady message that she will s/h , i hope she’s ok, if she dosent respond in 1 hour i’ll call her parents:(
by cinevaul May 15, 2022
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s/h

Name: Delilah
Age: 19
Pronouns: s/h
by December 18, 2023
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