dick

a stick

1 - Bro can i speak to your dick ?
2 - Sure.
3 - Hey little guy

by lovelygamer88 July 15, 2021

Dick

A male genitalia used to fuck women by the two holes, or possibly a male in one hole - the ass hole. This male genitalia "dick" is used to fuck all prostitutes, at all times A.K.A 24/7 - just like Kai fucking Aliya.

Kai shoved his dick up Aliya's wide pussy.

by i'vegot12345678dicks December 7, 2017

Dick

That's you.

The person who's reading this on their mind is a dick

by You're reading with your mind January 1, 2020

Big dick randy

He is the one. hide your daughters and hide your son

I got to the house, Momma said "Where is your ass, and where is your candy?"

And i said "Momma, it was Big Dick Randy..."

by pluh500 April 2, 2024

Dick Cheese

A cheese made out of semen and left to rot in large quantities until solid.

Person A: Man that Dick Cheese was great!
Person B: Glad you loved it man! Anytime you need some I'm right here.

by Capital_K November 18, 2023

Weird dick pocket

1. The weird over-flapping piece of fabric that is at the front of the boxers.

2. A gaggle of dudes hanging out in the corner at a party, avoiding women.

1. Why do your boxers have that weird dick pocket?

2. Look at those weird dick pockets, hanging out in the corner.

by The d pocket June 1, 2019

Sticking your dick in the fountain

Raising a needlessly grim or depressing fact in conversation.

“Why are you sticking your dick in the fountain by raising cancer?”

by ONCTrain December 5, 2023