Dick licker

A person that likes to lick dick for a living

Drew called lia a dick licker after the blow job

by Hoes mad 69 June 26, 2018

melancholic dick

When you try to yank and dank to something, but your thicc dicc is too sad for no reason

Female; Come on, your turn to send nude!
Male; I can't! I have a melancholic dick!

by Venom Miller June 24, 2017

vacation dick

A dick that is extremely hard to take daily but is used as a stress reliever

I really need that vacation dick

by Jish June 13, 2016

Dick dandruff

When a man awakes to perform the morning dispersal of urination, to find that the juices from the sluice of sluts he slayed the night before, has dried into a funky crust. DO NOT PANIC MEN.
This "dick dandruff" can EASILY be discarded by simply tugging your meat until the remnants have shed entirely.

Bro I thought that last cunt I dropped my was in was infected or something. Woke up this morningwith crust flaking off my dick. After thorough research though, found out it's just "dick dandruff".

Hi five bro
(Crust falls off friends hand as he strikes the hand slapping pose)

by Assblasting aspirations April 4, 2020

Dick

You

Your a dick

by Bloodsugarsxmagik December 11, 2016

dick flying

when you get a lot boys in your dms

friend 1- what are you doing tonight

friend 2- not much just getting dick flying tonight

by rainbow908 November 14, 2019

Eat a dick wit ya dead motha in the deep realms of hell

So if you really wanna fye a nigga up you gotta tell the bitch nigga eat dick (A very dirty 1 wit 25 stds) wit his dead motha response might be “she’s alive tho” no nigga she’s dead eat a fukin dick wit ya dead motha in the deep realms of hell wit ya big titty auntie and drunk ass uncle dancin gettin in the background tortured by a Nigga wit a spiked dildo BATCH! Batch is also a more disrespectful way of sayin bitch

Hoehay Eat a dick wit ya dead motha in the deep realms of hell Retarded ass faggot. Yeah shut the fuk up BATCH!

by Real nigga Z December 8, 2022