Bagel in the ass

Whenever you get pulled over and given a ticket.

Person 1: Aw man, I just got given a ticket for goin' 126 miles per hour in a school zone.
Person 2: Oof, that police officer just put a bagel in the ass.

by BigDog823 November 2, 2019

You're the wart on my ass

A term meaning someone is super close to you. This may be negative or positive.

Person 1: You're clingy, almost as if you're the wart on my ass!
Person 2: nuh uh

by aggressivesprite August 12, 2023

blunty ass

when you hit someone so hard on their ass it turns red and hurts like hell

jack: yesterday I gave Jeff a blunty ass

Jeff: I can still feel it

by beb May 23, 2016

National Ass pic Day

December 29th is National Ass pic day. Send an ass pic to your boyfriend or a chosen friend.

-It's national ass pic day, uk what to do!
-📸

by Flosey December 29, 2023

Ass music sever

If u are here your balls are huge 👍

Oh I bet they are in the ass music sever

by NotRooxeskekekrkekekrke August 13, 2022

Eat Ass

Eating ass is another way to say that an individual or group failed miserably, usually in competition with another individual or group.

“I heard you lost the game!”
“Yeah, we ate ass.”
“That sucks, hopefully you don’t eat ass next week too!”

by bubbagumpy June 7, 2021

Dwiddle of fuck asses

A couple of lying bitches. People who try too hard to make themselves sound believable

Wow, Lorenzo and Jed are Dwiddle of fuck asses.

by JedfucksLo February 12, 2018