Gay day

Ask out all the boys you can or you could be gay if u a girl you would just be a lesbian just for today don't forget gay day folks

He you wanna date ya we are gay for today Gay day

by Bad Barbie periodt.. September 11, 2019

Gay day

If your trying to to come out today's the day

Mom:hey
Jim:Hey im gay
Mom:why tell me know?
Cause it's gay day

by Stevw November 06, 2019

whooper whooper whooper whooper Jr. double triple whooper super flaming perfect toper I rule this day... PICKLE LETTUCE TOMATO CETCHUP

oh god plz help me WAAAAAAAAAAAwooper whooper whooper whooper jr. double triple whooper super flaming perfect toper I rule this day... PICKLE LETTUCE TOMATO CETCHUP

freind: hey want some of deez?
me: whooper whooper whooper whooper Jr. double triple whooper super flaming perfect toper I rule this day... PICKLE LETTUCE TOMATO CETCHUP
also me: *looks at friend*
also me from the also me: hey where did he go
friend: ah finally I'm in the backrooms away from this guy
also friend: * R E A L I Z A T I O N *

by talkplaymore May 06, 2023

national make a goddamn difference day

May 4th is national make a goddamn difference day, because we need to make a goddamn difference if we are adamant about not going extinct as a species in the next 10-20 years.

I’m not going to tell you how to use national make a goddamn difference day in a sentence because it’s self explanatory lol

by PrimePlatypus12 May 04, 2019

National Jerk Off Day

On October 14th, this national holiday will be a free day to please yourself. This is the one time of year to masturbate, unless you're a sinner.

It's national jerk off day!! Finally!!

by peepeepoopooman420 October 11, 2022

national take your crush to chick-fil-a day

november 16th

when chick-fil-a is the 💣 and your crush is the 💣 so you have to take your crush to chick-fil-a

karen want to go to chick-fil-a?

sure,why?
BECAUSE ITS NATIONAL TAKE YOUR CRUSH TO CHICK-FIL-A DAY

by usucc October 29, 2019

National Ass Grab Day (#2)

You thought April 11th was the only ass grab day, but you were wrong. We need more than one day a year to grab ass. So go up to a girl, grab their ass, and they can't take legal action. Because is ass grab day.

She said she would take me to court then I reminded her it was National Ass Grab Day (#2).

by Yung A-Dolf April 12, 2018