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national handjob day

National handjob day is now December 19 get ready boys for the wildest day of your life.
John - Oh man this girl gave me a handjob for national handjob day.
by creamycumzaddy6969 December 12, 2022
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by Adujasty343 May 24, 2025
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Wankentines Day

A day of celebration for single males who are unable to take part in the annual Valentines Day celebration, due to not having a partner or a significant other. It would be up to the individual on how they celebrate their Wankentines Day as the name denotes a very specific activity.
This day can also observed by people of all sexual orientations and identities and is not limited to single men.
You could say that Wankentines is an antonym for Valentines Day.
I'm going to spend Wankentines Day by myself, doing what I love doing.

Person speaking to themself in the mirror:
Oh Hey, will you be my Wankentine?

I really feel like a nutjob sitting at home, all alone on Wankentines Day, and that's how I like it!
by RougeK February 10, 2025
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kiss your crush day

on september 28th you get to go to your crush grab him/her and just kiss them
by adambarasch September 23, 2021
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National Girlfriend Day

On June 11th you better treat your love as the queen they are!
national girlfriend day is the day where the world revolves around your girlfriend
by soggywaffles June 11, 2022
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national skibidi toilet day

a day where everyone needs to say skibidi toilet at least 10 times or you are not the rizzler
charlie:skibidi toilet x10
lola:what are you doing

charlie:what it’s just national skibidi toilet day
by yousmell12354 April 23, 2024
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National Black Vibe Check Day

Every August 28th you ask black people to do a black vibe check.
Hey Damarcus T., its national black vibe check day, eat some febreze.
by Statzer April 28, 2020
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