national fuck day

october 14th

we can have a national fuck day

by abhxbefne October 12, 2019

Kobold Day

On the 12th of May. Is too celebrate kobolds as well as the anniversary of The Kobold Café

Im going to the Kobold Cafe too celebrate kobold day!

by PineappleQWERTY May 12, 2023

shit-day slalom

(noun)
a day so totally crappy that it seemed like a race down a winding, spiraling, horrendous F-you course, marked by more and more notable shittiness happening to you at blinding speed, one event after another, and accruing more crappiness at every moment, totally beyond your control, until the end.

Man. Joe was caught waxing it in the office bathroom, then heard that his girlfriend cheated on him, THEN got a $325 speeding ticket on the way home. He's had a total shit-day slalom.

by Holly M S February 15, 2012

Memes Day - November 14th

The day where all memes are relevent

"That isn't a meme anymore"
"Yeah but it's Memes Day - November 14th"

by Jamie Lewis 2019 November 9, 2019

National kick an Ollie day

It is on the 20th of november

National kick an Ollie day

by Ollie.yeet.yeet.Ollie November 20, 2020

International Single day

You are single so everyday is single day!

Hoes mad ~ Vladamir Putin
International single day is like blin cyka!

by HoesMad-putin August 1, 2019

A few days

A few days typically refers to around 3 days. It is more than a couple days (two) but less than a week (seven). So a few days could range from three to six days but generally is three days.

I’ll pay you back in a few days.

by Whyisitsohardtopickahandle October 30, 2022