National Brothers day

May 12th

Tell your brother how much you love them or show them

You: hey brother I love you
Brother: um
You: it's national brothers day!

by Duckyjen May 12, 2022

National laugh day

Everyday

“ hi! Haha, it’s national laugh day

by imachickenball April 12, 2021

National Bonnie speaks facts day

national Bonnie speaks facts day is when I (Bonnie) SPEAK FACTS! I am making this day because jetti spaghetti can not rap his head around the FACT that I love him more.

“Hey did u hear? It’s national bonnie speaks facts day!”
“Oh shit no way! I just know she’s gonna spit straight facts!”

by petitebunni January 1, 2023

pretzel day

pretzel day is on april 26, it's also the day we praise to auntie anne's and wetzels like jesus harold christ

Person 1: "it's pretzel day! i heard they have discounts."

by Sprockettttttt April 24, 2021

Grab ass Day!

This is the Day when you are allowed to grab a persons ass Andy blame that it is grab ass day

So you go to a girl you want to grab ass on and then you just do it because it is grab ass day!

by Thanks me later October 2, 2019

Hump day

Definition : February 17 is Hump day

Yo it's hump day tomorrow

by Fwaxll February 13, 2023

National Kill Strategetic Day

This occurs on July 14th. National Kill Strategetic Day is when you GET TO FUCKING KILL HIM. I WANT TO FUCKING KILL HIM I WANT TO FUCKING KILL HIM I WANT TO FUCKING KILL HIM I WANT TO FUCKING KILL HIM I WANT TO FUCKING KILL HIM I WANT TO FUCKING KILL HIM KLSEHRGN;.LELIKRGHBE;R/LGKHEWBR';LFIKWEHNR'GHERTHG

Console: Hey! It's National Kill Strategetic Day, it's time to do what has to be done...
Azterica: I'm grabbing the shotgun.

by Azterica July 14, 2023