shave my head

when someone has a bad haircut or when somebody says something dumb smh

bro I got a 0% on my test shave my head smh

by Stevenfuckedurmother February 21, 2023

My little muffin baby

My little muffin baby is the sweetest guy in the world! How could you not love someone so cute and hot, he deserves everything and I’d do anything for him 😏. He also has a huge cock :D

Kayla: “woah is that my little muffin baby”
Him: “yeah my little marshmallow lover”

by Littlemarshmallowlover May 3, 2022

fo shizzle my nizzo

For Shit My Nigger. Also.Known.As: For Real My Nigger or Fo' Real Ma' Nigger.

Man#1: insane-intentions.com owns! Man#2: fo shizzle my nizzo

by joseph martinez September 9, 2003

that little dangly dangly thang in the back of my throat

the piece of skin that hangs down in the back of your throat

Fuck my mouth till you hit 'that little dangly dangly thang in the back of my throat'.

by npk666 March 6, 2022

seven on my jacky

WHEN SEVEN WOMEN HAVE SEX WITH ONE MAN

I had seven on my jacky last night

by LONDON DANCER ROSE June 1, 2009

my wibs

A culmination of any of the following:

1. Your mood, whims, and overall vibe
2. The quirks that define your base characteristics
3. Your personal philosophy

"My date with Dylan was a total flop. He wore sandals to the club and it clashed with my wibs."

"I don't think dogs are real, but that's just my wibs."

by wibboi January 30, 2024

Urban dictionary won't show my cringe definitions

I want to see them god-damn you!!

Butthurt:
"urban dictionary won't show my cringe definitions" "i could've becoming internet famous!!!"

by comrade susi wolf December 18, 2021