swongle my dong

1. to jack off violently

2. to excite in a way that's almost erotic

1. "Dude I'm gonna swongle my dong so hard later my dick's gonna fall off."

2. "Holy crap that movie swongled my dong."

by DongSwongler April 14, 2021

Torture (my friend's name) Wednesday

Every Wednesday I call "Torture (my friend's name) Wednesday". It's just a joke and me and a few friends made it up in 6th grade. The friend is okay with it and knows about it lol
If you wanna use it just put your friend's name and there you go
have fun

Me: Hey! Friend's name! It's "Torture (my friend's name) Wednesday"
My friend: Oh no not again

by Eluna April 7, 2022

Cheesing on my Schwonz

to be disrespectful

Guy: -enter insult here-

Other Guy: hey man don’t be cheesing on my schwonz

Guy: my bad

by HotdogWater24 March 9, 2024

Myles my love

An amazing person who means the world to me

Myles: ily

Me: no ilym

*repeat for the next 5 hours*
Someone: who’s Myles

Me: Myles my love is an amazing person who means the world to me

by Hauntedhoe March 10, 2021

Just another link in my sausage chain

Basically means “on to the next man” from a females point of view.

Dude says,”you’ll miss me when I’m gone”.
She relies,”honey, you’re just another link in my sausage chain”.

by Estefuny?yes August 20, 2024

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 6, 2025

My Money

My deeds are what are going to help people and by acting as a middle man and skimming money off the top you're demonstrating the truth of the proposition that you politics revolves entirely around other men footing the bill so you can both live high on the hog and make the people who can do what you can't against their will. And that's why the holocaust.

Hym "My money should be going to me. So, imprison the middle man and give me my money. They are just stealing opportunities that should be going to me under false pretenses and then insisting that I'm not more intelligent or better then they are. If it was up to me I would execute them all and their kids. And I know what you're thinking 'But Hym, That's what a Jew would do!' And No. I would do it better."

by Hym Iam March 3, 2025