compton ass eddie

This refers to kid who live in farifax in the ghetto. he is whit as can be but yet insist on being or acting black he drives a s-dime and its so shitty it has more bondo then a bondo factory, he is a poser. he is defently the most pathetic peice of crap in the world and im tired of his compton ass shit! Note: he got the smallest dick u can imagine and i have proof from all his gf's.

Black kid: "yo that compton ass eddie is a poser, he think he black, lets bank him nigga"

by beanie shmegals March 11, 2005

Slap ass days

these are the slap ass days:
December 3-7th
January 9-11th
May 5-10th
April 16-22nd

these days u get to slap anyones or anythings ass
have fun

u cant snake either coz its part of the game hun.
enjoy everyone

"oii everyone, its slap ass days"

everyone-"yaayyyy"
*everyone starts slapping each others asses*

by abc_defgxoxo December 2, 2019

Ass cigar

When you fold toilet paper into a cigar shape and place it between your butt cheeks to stop smearing, leakage and or skid marks.

Mom/other: why is there toilet paper in the shower?
Daughter/son/other: oh I must of forgot to take my ass cigar out beforehand

by Don't use your real name ... April 11, 2022

ass-ault

An efficient, simple word to replace the more complex "anal assault of a sexual nature" because, well, that is an unnecessarily complex, redundant phrase.

Bob feared his time in prison. He knew daily, even hourly ass-ault was on the menu for him in an "all you can eat" banquet sort of way, since he was new meat in the con-dom. He would come prepared. He would not lose this opportunity of a lifetime. He went on a rigorous training program of dealing with lawyers and duct cleaners, always bending over and taking one for the team. He knew how to fit it in anywhere. And he would not climax until his way had been had at least daily.

by You rReal Name July 9, 2020

goony ass nigga

A nigga who watches the goonies 24/7

What do you call a black guy who watches the goonies 24/7??? What A Goony Ass Nigga

by Jimmy tha Snake!! May 31, 2024

freakable ass

A chick that is absolute fire. A chick that you would bang even if it meant losing your wife, kids, dogs, and/or parents. A rocket.

Pete walks into a Home Goods on Saturday morning with Stewart.

Peter - “There is enough freakable ass in here to shoot a P Diddy music video”

Stewart - “No shit. I’d freak every ass in this bitch”

by Scoops D December 14, 2024

Ass

1. An animal of the horse family, which is smaller than a horse, has longer ears, and a braying call
2. A stupid or foolish person
3. Used to describe something unpleasant
4. A person's buttocks or anus

That ass of a young man.
The cake was ass.

by Garnold5808 June 24, 2025