genie dick

A glass stem used for smoking crack cocaine

Yo been hurting that genie dick hard

by T-money69 November 3, 2017

Grab Dick Month

An entire month where grabbing someone else’s dick isn’t gay or weird.

No dude it’s not gay! It’s Grab Dick Month!

by stickyhoney September 30, 2021

Dick head

Someone how is such a prick

Oii man why are you such a dick head

by Youngdaggerdick1 January 30, 2020

shrimp dick

big ass fucking dick

wow you have a shrimp dick it's like 7 inches

by percaholiv August 17, 2023

Dick Panda

The smeared makeup look after giving a very intense blowjob that resembles a panda, or raccoon “trash panda”.

Tiffany sucked Brian’s dick with so much enthusiasm this morning it left her looking like a smiling dick panda.

by Brian LS August 4, 2023

Turtle Dick

Besides when cold or dehydrated, it's also a common side effect of doing to many stimulants like adderal or cocaine. Your penis shrivels up and gets hard from the vasoconstriction, and retreats into itself like a turtle into its shell. You are also basically impotent during this turtle dick state.

I'd love to have sex with you but I took 100 mg of adderal and I've got turtle dick.

by Turtledick Eqsquire March 27, 2025

Urban Dick

1. A person from the urban city that is fucking mean.
2. What you search when you're too lazy to type 'Urban Dictionary'.

1. "Hey Joe, did you see that rich jerk from the city?"
"I know right, what an urban dick."

2. "Go search today's date on urban dick."
"Uhh- who's dick??"

by cuteypuppy7449 October 6, 2020